Ok, now, enough of that syrupy stuff. I want to get to the important stuff. My award...and my image. I know the paparazzi will be out in droves when they hear about this so...I've decided to go with the "relaxed, laid back and ready for fame" look. What do you think?
Winner of Stylish Blogger Award |
Now let's see, from what I understand, I'm supposed to tell you several things abt myself that you might not know. Hmmm... I'm thinking. I'm thinking. This isn't as easy as it might seem. I'm not one to give away all my secrets you see, but here are what I consider my important selling points...
Backwards Tail: When I get really happy, my tail lays on my back and shakes. I did this the first time I met the peeps at the shelter. It's my secret weapon. It reeled them right in! From that day forward they've always sworn my tail's on backwards.
Embarrassing Meow: Looking at me, you see a big (I have a lot of muscles) cat. However, my meow is very high-pitched. And when I meow I scrunch my face up and close my eyes.
Don't Play Well With Others: I like my space. If I'm laying on the couch for example, and a sibling gets on the couch, even if it's all the way at the other end, I'll growl at them. And if they get too close, I'll swat them. Peeps nicknamed me "grumpy pants" for just this reason.
Bossy Lap Cat: I love laying with my peeps. When I'm ready to get settled (which is usually as soon as they sit down) I stare them down until I get just the spot I want.
Not a Picker-Upper: I hate being picked up. Only my extra fav peep can do it without me screaming bloody murder, but ultimately I like my feet firmly planted on the ground.
Did You Smell That? I Didn't: I have the worst sense of smell of any cat peeps have ever known. Having said that...if something is amiss somewhere in the house, I will lead my peeps right to it every time!
Obsessive Kneader: Peeps always try to keep my nails short because when I'm happy (which is just about anytime I'm around the peeps), I pat down (and purr and drool) like you wouldn't believe. Sometimes with all 4 legs and a tail thrown in for the fun of it!
Overactive Paw: I use my paw for everything. Hitting my siblings, tapping my extra fav peep's face to wake them up, knocking food out of peep's hand, pulling food off peep's plate...the list goes on and on.
Stuffed Mouser Extraordinaire: I have 3 stuffed mice that I love. I carry these mice all over the house...meowing as I go...often bringing them to peeps and then waiting for my praise. On Christmas morning this year I brought one down to peeps and put it right between them as they were opening gifts.
There you have it. That's me in a nutshell. If you ask me, with a list like that, I'm not sure why people aren't beating down the front door to claim me as their own! It really is a mystery isn't it? Ah well...there's no accounting for good taste when it comes to humans.
xoxo
Concats on your award herbie. Its so intresting to read all these things abowt you that I din't know. I think your tail sownds pawsome an your pose iz purrfikt *smoooch*
ReplyDeleteConcatulations! You are the coolest looking mancat ever! I would love to hear that meow, lets see if your peeps can record it on a video sometime, share your meow tunes with the world. I would not have picked you as an obsessive kneader, very good to know....especially the drooling. MOL
ReplyDeleteKeep on bloggin....purrrr
Whoa! Am I glad I gave you this reward, er, Award. I'm just loading up on the ammunition. Hmm, high-pitched meow. Hmmm, backward tail. Hmmm, bad sense of smell. Oh yeah, you have to pretend to give the award to 7 others. Nah, just keep it for yourself.
ReplyDeletewell i knew you were bossy ha ha! i did co-found FSP with you! MOL seriously i love your blog, high pitched meow and one of the cutest i have ever seen! xoxox
ReplyDeleteHerbie, you could have your backwards tail comiung out your nose and you'd still be the ccutest kitteh ever. Now this high-pitched meower of yours - dat would be interesting to hear. Just love your blog - we always leave it giggling.
ReplyDeleteCONCATULATIONS ON YOUR CATABULOUS AWARD!!
ReplyDeleteYou definitely deserve it!
What a honor to know de prestigious Herbie de dat. Please don't forget about us little guys and get de big head. MOL Maybe one of these days I will write de most pawsomest poem ever and get recognized. Until then I iz so glad you are my friend and you are worthy of this honor.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun blog Herbie! I like your theme! Very cute! Plus I love the picture of you all stretched out.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your award! :)
Oh thank Cod, I found YOUR place...I'z got the midnite munchies and everything's closed. Listen, do you have any ham on your menu? In the meantime, congrats on your award, you look very stylish over here and you certainly sound like a character from all those points. Come by and say hi sometimes. I'll be back, I get the munchies often...
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